How would you react if I were depressed?

I decided to make one of these.

Why?

Because fuck you that's why. //put on sunglasses OH YEAHHHH

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I came in class one day with a smile on my face but I look like I've been crying

[] Well she's smiling so...
[] OMG YOU WERE CRYING??!
[] ...Alright who do I need to kill? *sharpens knife*
[] *hugs me* It's going to be okay...
[] *laughs* What ever it is you deserved it.


During lunch, I layed my head on my desk. You looked over to see evidence of me crying again

[] Don't cry there are people here...
[] WHO DID IT?! *grabs random student* WAS IT YOU?!?! YOU BASTARDDDD (sorry I've been watching South Park xD )
[] *sits beside me and pats my back* Do you need anything?
[] *gets camera* THIS IS PURE GOLD!!!

As soon as school was over, I quickly get out of my seat and walk out of the classroom

[] *follows*

As you followed me, you noticed that I wasn't headed for the exit, I was heading for the stairs which only lead to the roof

[] What are you doing exactly...?
[] Is she going to kill herself?
[] Yes...this is all going according to plan... >:3
[] DON'T DO IT OR I'LL SPILL PISS ON THE FLOOR AND BLAME IT ON YOU!!!! (....wtf)


I walked to the ledge of the building and just when I was about to fall...

[] UGH THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG *pushes me* (WTF MAN?!?!?!)
[] *runs toward me, takes my hand, and rushes me to the nurse*
[] OMFG IF YOU TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND DIE, I'LL MAKE THE PERSON WHO DID THIS TO YOU LIFE A LIVING HELL.
[] *breaks down and cries* (Don't cry...)


Give me your answer in the comments and i'll give you your results.

CIAO!!!!~~~